I had to make sure that I got one last pregnancy joke in, since (as mentioned) we’re not going through this insanity again. We’re following the Noah’s Ark mentality (only two, only two!). Why can’t I do any more pregnancy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Even better than Rick-rolling, if you ask me. Kia loves climbing around on me if I lay down, and as her balance continues to get better, maybe I’ll let her walk on my back and give me a massage. Would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Stacy has long stood by the philosophy that once she licks it, it’s her’s. Apparently, the trait is genetic, ‘cause Kia was laying her claims. She licked my leg, too, but I didn’t react so strongly, so I was boring. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s a pretty regular thing for me to “fly” her around, especially if I’m bringing her upstairs to change her butt; it makes it more fun for her, so she fights it a lot less. It really started with us[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, this is actually the first time she’s done this to me. She’s peed while I was changing her before (which isn’t really such a big deal with a girl), but never pooped. And, yes, that “new poop” smell is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I actually started this conversation with her while I was getting her strapped into her car seat one day. She got it down several times in a row while we were waiting on Stacy to join us. Of course, as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nice to get the new year started off with a smack, right? Although, yes, the leather does help soften the impact a bit. To be honest, while this conversation did happen pretty much like this, she’s not usually unreasonable, she[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We actually bought Darth Tater more than a year ago, but we weren’t sure he’d be around by the time she was old enough, so it’s just been hiding in storage, waiting for his chance to come out and crush[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kia actually had a practice round with grandma’s tree, so when I started putting up ours, she knew exactly what was going on. That led to her excitedly helping to hang ornaments before I got the lights… or the tree[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not exaggerating even a little bit, though this is the condensed version of the rant/explanation of the dream. She actually went on for a few minutes, telling me how mean I was. I mean, seriously, her own brain is concocting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…