For those of you saying/thinking “he didn’t” or “no, he couldn’t have said that”… you must be new here. ;P While they’re mostly paraphrased to keep them shortish and/or because I can’t remember the specifics (I wasn’t paying that much attention to what I was saying at the time, obviously), these were actually said at one point or another. I’m sure the doctors and nurses in attendance thought I was right bloody insane, but my mother-in-law thought it was funny (and she already knows I’m crazy).
I’m wearing a wolf shirt I got at Wheatley Provincial Park in southern Ontario. We go camping there just about once a year (though might have to skip this year, as it would involve being out in the woods and a few hours of total drive time with an infant), but it’s an absolutely fantastic park. Woods all around, a nearby lake beach, great biking/walking trails and, most importantly, flush toilets within walking distance. ;P I’m not that into roughing it.
Kia’s wearing her yellow ducky pajamas! Quack! Want to see more of her cuteness? I’ve got a new vote incentive pic up when you vote for my website!