Just to make it absolutely clear – because some people really get the wrong idea, here – I am not an abused husband. Seriously. She backhands my arms or chest and occasionally lands an elbow in my xyphoid process, if I’m dumb enough to say something stupid when she’s that close to me, but it’s not exactly what you’d call painful. It’s all in fun and I’m usually laughing while she does it. So don’t be giving Stacy any grief about it, mmkay?
It’s like the chihuahua said: ”If this is torture, chain me to the wall!” ;)