Yes, we like to leave presents for grandma, but it’s okay – she likes to leave presents for us, too. The game of Russian roulette has evolved to a game of “hand grenade.” Pull the pin by feeding Arwyn and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for August, 2014
Do not doubt the daddy senses! They’re nigh infallible! (At predicting the obvious.) They’re in touch with cosmic forces beyond comprehension! (Like the way my brain works.) They’re full of insight! (Or full of something, anyway.) In short, do not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously, Kia starts each weekday by getting upset about having to go to grandma’s house, then does it again when we pick her up after work. Of course, her little crying fits are shallow, at best, as anything shiny can[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One day, she’ll be able to truly appreciate the art of the pun. Until then, she need only follow her instincts; they will guide her true. And, yes, I look forward to being the bad-joke dad. 😉 I’m wearing my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Inappropriate humour, but still damned funny, yes? 😉 I’d claim that I tried to resist the urge to make the joke, but it came out so fast that my ears heard it before my brain did. Of course, my brain[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…